You know what today is? Today is a good day. A day full of wonders, happiness, and KILLING!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR. NO ONE WILL SURVIVE THE MASSIVE ONSLAUGHT OF THE TLEG TODAY. So if you see us, make sure you are very polite and kind, OR WE WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND USE THEM AS A LASSO TO STRANGLE YOU. Do not be afraid, all is well if you do not mouth off to us, T-bag us, or look at us.
You know, politeness shows the character of a person. If you are a very polite person, you are more than likely to be a good person. Unless you have schizophrenia. Then you gotta major screw loose. And it’s best that you’re not reading this if you do. So if you are, then i suggest you go read the official TLEG website to join us. All you have to do is subscribe or send Glasses Guy, WarLemur or IJUSTOWNEDYOU11 a message on xbox live.
So in conclusion, Today is a good day.