How Spartans Pick-up Chicks

Spartans are not just the greatest soldiers in the futuristic world. They are also the greatest pick-up artists. They use all of the athletic skills and epic manliness that they’ve acquired throughout their life and use them to their advantage. They know exactly what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. They are the Top Dog. Let’s take Chief for example. He has Cortana drooling over him. The way she reached out towards him at the end of Halo 3 when he almost fell out of the ship was not just to try and save him. It was definitely something different. She’s the type of A.I that loooove athletic ability. That’s why the Military chose Chief to go find Cortana. So that Cortana would be at Chief’s beck and call. Chief didn’t even have to try to get her, but oh yes, he got her. That is a full-proof example of how all Spartans are extreme pick-up artists.

The Spartans call it, "The Puma" to impress the ladies.

What do Spartans Pick Chicks up in?

Well, A Spartan doesn’t even need a vehicle to pick chicks up. He could carry the chick with one hand while lifting a 100 pound dumbbell with his pinky, on the same hand.
If a spartan were to use a vehicle, it could be anything. The range is unlimited. If he drove to her house in a clown car, she would still be all over him. If he came with a tank, as proven in Red Vs. Blue, it definitely is possible to pick up a girl.
Soooo, vehicles can be anything..

As for when and where, these factors do not matter. A Spartan could pick up a girl in a gas station, or an airport, hell, he could pick up a chick while he’s in combat.

Also, their high resistance to alcohol can leave them sober while the girls they picked up are drunk. And we all know what that means.

All of these factors prove that a Spartan is the greatest pick-up artist in the world. So the next time you see one, be respectful (so you don’t die by him crushing your throat with his mighty thighs) and lead him to the nearest girl.


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